Claw-sharp quotes from the universe of Apollo & Cosmo – ruthless, exaggerated, wicked!

Almost 1 million followers on social media know: With Apollo & Cosmo there’s plenty of purring, but no sucking up – and Cosmo is the boss of the scratching post.

After the bestselling hit “Totally Hungover – The Cat Etiquette Guide with Apollo & Cosmo”, comes the insult manual on velvet paws – a whole bowl full of sarcasm and provocation.

Somewhere between litter-box philosophy and couch-scratching poetry, Cosmo serves up everything you need to survive everyday life with a crooked grin:

• Quotes that hit as perfectly as a cat butt in a freshly washed laundry basket
• Scratchy jokes from a cat’s point of view
• The nastiest insults to scare your enemies away
• The funniest lines your friends will celebrate you for
• Weird and absurd stuff that only Cosmo himself understands
• And on top: secret insights into Apollo’s life – because Cosmo just can’t stay quiet any longer

Cosmo’s know-it-all collection is definitely not for faint-hearted two-leggers – which is exactly why it’s a must for everyone who loves crazy cats with sharp-tongued humor and doesn’t take themselves too seriously.

A brilliant gift for cat fans and followers of Apollo & Cosmo – or just keep it for yourself.

What, you don’t know what to do now? Grab it before Cosmo changes his mind!

Warning: This book is not house-trained and may cause uncontrollable laughing fits.